What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
How do you make a pig really happy on his birthday? Throw him a sow-prize party.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
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