What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.