What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.