Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
In a narcophagus.
What do you call a handsome seal?
Mr. Seal Yo Girl.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said "nah, I’m not really Inuit."
It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
...so I bought a seal iron
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club".
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp.
I bought a pack of those animal shaped biscuits,
but had to take them back as the seal was broken.
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
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