Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Rudder valve reversals
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Eddie edited it.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Shave a single shingle thin.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.