Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Your treat or mine?
We should make like your parents and split.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Let's do lunge together
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I can be your travel pillow.
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