Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
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Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
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