Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.