Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You're such a TEAse.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I’m soy into you.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?