Someone said you were looking for me.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Are you a model?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.