Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I've only got three months to live.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a model?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I want you more than I want world peace.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
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