"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
How about you and I form a binary system?
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Your name is insert name here?
Life is better when we stick together.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Let's Taco about love.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
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