Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Know what? I dig you, really!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
We should make like your parents and split.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
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