Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
How was Heaven when you left it?
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Do you like free samples?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Belize let me hold you.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
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