Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
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