Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Here comes the sun of my life
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Can we still share a netflix account?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
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