I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
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