I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
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