Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
There’s snow one like you.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Do you squat here often?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Composers always score.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Let's boomerbang!
If you were here, Abby all over you
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
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