How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Haida there, gorgeous.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Someone said you were looking for me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
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