My fridge is hotter than you.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
I now believe in Angels.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
I’m soy into you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I've only got three months to live.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
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