"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
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