Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I perform best when I’m wet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
So how many cats do you have?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
When are you going to invite me to church?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
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