How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Your name is insert name here?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
I really caribou-t you.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
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