What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
They’re, there, their.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
Everyone remembers the common hieroglyphics grammar rule...
Eye before flea, except after sea.
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists.
What do you call a Belgian who's bad at grammar?
An twerp.
what do you need to have proper grammar?
a proper grampar.
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?
A subordinate claus!
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
Type-O.
Why didn't the sentence have a period?
Because it was pregnant.
In grammar you shouldn’t do double negatives.
It’s a no no.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
Death.
Grammar has never been my strong suit.
what do people win at fancy grammar competitions.
a posh trophy.
I had my dad proof read an essay of mine back in High School. He said my grammar was a little funny.
Apparently I need to work on my pun-ctuation.
How does the Grammar Nazi party fund its government?
Through a syntax.
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your sh*t, and knowing you're sh*t.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
What vehicle does a grammar teacher drive?
A Syllabus.
Grammar Nazis for math should be called Fibbonazis.
How many grammar cops does it take to change a light bulb?
Too.