As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
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