Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call a baby tree struck by lightning?
A zapling.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Tis the sea-sun.
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire?
A toasty ghosty.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
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