What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Shell yeah.
Avoid pier pressure.
Girls just wanna have sun.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Whale, hello there.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Feeling fintastic.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Beach you to it.
Beach, please.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Sea you at the beach.
I can sea clearly now.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Are you squiding me right now?
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Don't get tide down.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
The ocean made me salty.
Seas the day.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Water you doing?
Tropic like it's hot.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Salty but sweet.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
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