What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply