What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You mermake me happy.
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
They had a good run, but the jig is up.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Did you hear about the Irishman killed with a garden gnome?
It was a knick-knack paddywhack.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
What do you call the dandruff found on unicorn manes? Horn flakes.
Did you hear about the gnome cop?
He works in lawn enforcement.
Did you hear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
You really mermaid my day.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
Puny.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
They can’t read it, it’s on a need-to-gnome basis.
What do gnomes use to guard their mazes?
Minitaurs.
What do you call a Mexican unicorn? Junicorn.
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
A gnome walks into a bar, and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."
What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
Swiss charred.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
Go big or go gnome.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
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