I sulfur when you argon.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
You’re my lucky charm.
You’re brew-tiful!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You shamrock my world.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Snow on and snow forth.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
You better beer-live it!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You’re my pot of gold.
"For peep's sake."
Thank brew very much.
We make a great pear
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
People are always after me lucky charms.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You are spud-tacular.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Snow thank you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Treat yo'elf.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
She has high elf-esteem.
"No eggs-cuses."
As it snow happens.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Shake your shamrocks.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
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