I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
I fence-y you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I followed my heart to you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You're acute Valentine.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
We make a great pear
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I love you dairy much.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I love you meow and forever.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I sulfur when you argon.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.