No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
My love for you is like no otter.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I sulfur when you argon.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Every piece of you is sweet.
My love for you simply radiates.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I whale always love you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You’re the queen of my heart.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I think you’re dandelion.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I fence-y you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I dig you a hole lot.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I find you very a-peeling.
I can heartly wait to see you.
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