You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You have a pizza my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I fence-y you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I loaf you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I love you dairy much.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I wood never leaf you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I love you meow and forever.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
We make a great pear
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’m fondue you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I find you very a-peeling.
I can heartly wait to see you.
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