Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
My love for you is like no otter.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I think you’re dandelion.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I find you very a-peeling.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
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