You have a pizza my heart.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I love you dairy much.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I “lub” you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I sulfur when you argon.
I dig you a hole lot.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I fence-y you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
My love for you is like no otter.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I love you meow and forever.
I think you’re dandelion.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
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