Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You have a pizza my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
My love for you simply radiates.
I love you meow and forever.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You're the ruler of my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
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