How Rudolf you to say that!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Icy what you did there!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
It’s a winterful day!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Whatever coats your boat.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
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