Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Water you doing, my friend?
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I beacha miss summer already!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
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