What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
That’s a-may-zing!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
After all is sled and done.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
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