What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
That was thaw-some!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
That’s a-may-zing!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
It was mitten in the stars.
Don't even chai.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
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