What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Icy what you did there!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
After all is sled and done.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Don't even chai.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Variety is the ice of life.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Can I Alp you?
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
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