Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Icy what you did there!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I like you a latte.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
We've reached the point of snow return.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
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