How Rudolf you to say that!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Icy what you did there!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Skiing is believing!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
After all is sled and done.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
We've reached the point of snow return.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
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