Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Don't even chai.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
That’s a-may-zing!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I like you a latte.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
That was thaw-some!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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