Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I'm acorn-y person.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
How Rudolf you to say that!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
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