Variety is the ice of life.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
That’s a-may-zing!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
It’s a winterful day!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
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