What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
You're the ruler of my heart.
Your presents is requested.
Time to spruce things up.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
We have great chemis-tree.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
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