Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Deja brew all over again.
Your presents is requested.
You shamrock my world.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Get clover it, babe.
You're so clover!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I fence-y you.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Snow on and snow forth.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
You snooze. You booze.
Treat yo'elf.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
It takes one to snow one.
This is snow laughing matter!
I whale always love you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You’re my pot of gold.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
You're acute Valentine.
It's ice to meet you.
Irish you luck.
Shake your shamrocks.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Thank brew very much.
I’m fondue you.
Rebel without a Claus.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
My love for you simply radiates.
Sleigh, what?!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
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