"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I think I found my perfect match
Look for a rainbow connection.
People are always after me lucky charms.
You’re brew-tiful!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I’ll never fir-get.
I whale always love you.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
"That's all, yolks."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You’re my soul Santa.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Icy what you did there.
You're acute Valentine.
Take off all your cloves.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Hold on for deer life.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Thank brew very much.
Burst into cheers!
You are un-beer-lievable!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Snow on and snow forth.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
As it snow happens.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
This is snow laughing matter!
Fir sure.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.