"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
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