"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
My love for you simply radiates.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Resting Grinch face.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
This is snow laughing matter!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I sulfur when you argon.
"That's all, yolks."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
As it snow happens.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Irish you luck.
Drink happy thoughts.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I'm snow bored.
We like to paddy.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I wood never leaf you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Burst into cheers!
I can heartly wait to see you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It's ice to meet you.
I told you snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Sip, sip, horray!
You snow the drill.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You sleigh me.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I'm fondue you, it's true