Wear green, or leaf.
Fir sure.
Time to spruce things up.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
"You can't beat me."
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Snow thank you.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
We have great chemis-tree.
Just brew it!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
You’re my lucky charm.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Up to snow good.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I wood never leaf you.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
It’s snow joke.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Take off all your cloves.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Look for a rainbow connection.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I love you dairy much.
Snow on and snow forth.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
You’re brew-tiful!
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