How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You’re brew-tiful!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Up to snow good.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I can heartly wait to see you.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
I sulfur when you argon.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Icy what you did there.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
"That's all, yolks."
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Life is brew-tiful!
Cutest clover in the patch.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Burst into cheers!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I think I found my perfect match
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