Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
I’m elf-taught.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Resting Grinch face.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
She has high elf-esteem.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I fence-y you.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Let’s take an elfie.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Beer-lieve it or not!
I’ll never fir-get.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Snow on and snow forth.
I’m feelin’ pine.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Fir sure.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
You snooze. You booze.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
"Having a good hare day."
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I whale always love you.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
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