Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Irish I may, Irish I might.
It’s snow joke.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
It takes one to snow one.
I only have ice for you.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"Eggs love you."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
It takes one to snow one.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Snow on and snow forth.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I find you very a-peeling.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
He’s an elf-made man.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Hold on for deer life.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
We have great chemis-tree.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Every piece of you is sweet.
"You crack me up."
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Snow thank you.
This is snow laughing matter!
I “lub” you.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Say it ain’t snow.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You shamrock my world.
"You make me egg-static."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
My love for you simply radiates.