We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Get clover it, babe.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"What an egg-citing day."
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
The snuggle is real.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I'm pine-ing for you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
I love you meow and forever.
As it snow happens.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Take off all your cloves.
I sulfur when you argon.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It's ice to meet you.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
As it snow happens.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Distill my beating heart.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
"Happy eggster."
You have a pizza my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You shamrock my world.
Time to spruce things up.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I whale always love you.
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Icy what you did there.
You are spud-tacular.
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