I think you're mer-mazing.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
I'm a fairy.
My name's Nuff. Fair enough.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
I have a bone to pixie with you.
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
Why did the gnome visit his mother?
To get a gnome-cooked meal.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
I’ve heard of fraudsters before, but that was one heck of a unique-con if I ever saw one.
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
What did the unicorn tell the bag of beans? U-no-corn.
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
Because the early beard gets the wyrm.
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Where do criminal unicorns sentenced to death go? They go on corn row.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
Don't fork-get your manners.
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
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