Fairies just spell trouble.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?
Stinkerbell.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
Go big or go gnome.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream? A uni-cone.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Long time no sea.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
Puny.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Why don’t fairies live under toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom in the enchanted forest.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
All right, everyone, that’s enough! Gno more games!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
What's a dragon's favorite snack?
Fire Crackers!
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Gnomes don’t understand jokes, they go right over their heads.
What do you call a 2D fairy?
Pixie-lated.
Two Dragons walk into a bar.
1st dragon: It's hot in here
2nd dragon: Shut your mouth.
Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army? Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Why did the gnome take the subway to work?
Because a metro-gnome is always on time.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
Someone stole my lawn gnome that was under my porch!
Who would stoop so low?
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Wish upon a starfish.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
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