What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
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