I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
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